The Legend of Simon Grube

Parker Bumgarner
2 min readMar 25, 2021

Simon Grube was a man amongst most. He was Superman with no kryptonite. He was the savior of Random town and everyone loved him. But, one day there was a evil scientist by the name of Sci-man McGroo. Sci-man McGroo was on a mission to kill Simon Grube, but Simon being Simon of course obviously was going to destroy McGroo. McGroo’s plan was to catch Simon lacking and his big laser would do the rest of the work. So, Simon was out doing yard work and all he heard was a faint “hey” near the tree. Simon set off to find what happened and out comes a little squirrel. Simon didn’t know this was McGroo’s very own squirrel and he was going to drive the squirrel to the top of Grube’s house and try to enter in the roof. Grube saw the squirrel go up the house and enter in. Grube entered in the attic and there was McGroo sitting there waiting for Grube. McGroo was holding Simon’s daughter Simon was not having any of this. Simon jumps up as high as possible and comes down like the force of a cannonball and absolutely misses and the whole house falls down. So, McGroo takes off and takes his daughter with him. He goes to Mount Brub (where the laser is) and Grube follows them. McGroo starts doing the Toosie slide and Grube starts doing it with him. Then, Suddenly the missile comes out of the mountain and takes off. It was coming straight for Grube and it hits. The whole town of Random gets destroyed and Grube dies.

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